High Profile Friend

A person once visited his high profile friend.

Question: “What would you like to drink ... fruitjuice, soda, tea, Milo, hot chocolate, or coffee?
Answer: “Tea please” 

Question: Ceylon tea, herbal tea, bush tea, honeybush tea, ice tea or green tea?” Answer: “ Ceylon tea please”
 

Question: “How would you like it? Black or white?”
Answer: “White please”
 

Question: “Milk, whitener, or milk?”
Answer: “Milk please” 

Question: “Goat milk, camel milk or cow milk?”
Answer: “Cowmilk please.”
 

Question: “Milk from Freezeland or Afrikaner cow?”
Answer: .. Afrikaner cow please.”
 

Question:” Warm or mid?”

Answer: “Warm please.”
 

Question: “Full cream, low fat or fat free?”
Answer: “Umm .. , I’U rather take it black please,”
 

Question: “Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?··
Answer: “With sugar please.” 

Question: “Beet sugar or cane sugar?”
Answer: “Cane sugar please.”
 

Question: “White, brown or yellow sugar?”
Answer:” Just forget about the tea. I’ll have a glass of water instead please.”
 

Question: ·’Mineral or still water?” 

Answer: “Mineralwater please.
 

Question: “Flavored or non-flavoured?”
Answer: “Hey futsek man Just let me water from the river .. , I don’t wanna know which river, and stop askin, me 100 many questions.